Anti-war. Anti-obedience. Pro-human.

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Independent art and merchandise from Miami. Original flamingo designs, anti-war apparel, strange objects, and games for people who refuse the default.

Explore the store New game: Vote for Yesterday ↘

A surreal silver A305X bird with a raised middle feather, pink tongue, and Born to Disobey lettering — SPECIMEN 305 STATUS: UNGOVERNABLE

I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FLUCK✦ WAKE UP FROM THE MATRIX✦ BORN TO DISOBEY✦ I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FLUCK✦ WAKE UP FROM THE MATRIX✦ BORN TO DISOBEY✦

Manifesto for the beautifully unmanageable

The system has enough beige.

A305X is not here to fight machines. It is here to interrupt automatic living. We believe peace can be loud, humor can be armor, and a ridiculous bird can tell the truth better than another serious man in a serious suit.

RULE 01

Question the default.

If everybody is marching in one direction, check who printed the map.

RULE 02

Keep your humor.

The moment power becomes ridiculous, it loses half its costume.

RULE 03

Make peace visible.

Wear what you believe. Leave a bright signal in a gray room.

First transmission / limited concepts

Drop 0001:
Wake up.

Apparel and experimental ideas. Availability is listed on each item.

THE UNIFORM 01 / APPAREL

Wear the Message Tee

A small flamingo with a loud anti-war signal.

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THE FUEL 02 / COFFEE

Rebellion Roast

You keep the system. I keep the coffee.

Roast in development

THE DISTURBANCE 03 / SCENT

Un/Resist

A pheromone-inspired scent. No magic claims—just unforgettable design.

Formula in development

*Attitude is not a measured ingredient. Obviously.

02B

Strange object / serious nonsense

A LITTLE DOSE OF REBELLION

THE
CHILL PILL.

A crazy flamingo. One raised middle finger. Thirty seconds to keep it together.

A handmade art-object concept with its own ridiculous party game. Pass the pill, draw a challenge, and try not to laugh.

2–6 PLAYERS36 CHALLENGESONE PHONE

Meet The Chill Pill Play now

Coral A305X Chill Pill with a black punk flamingo raising its middle finger, shown with packaging and a white back — OBJECT 305 / THE CHILL PILLDESIGN MOCKUP

You were not born
to become a barcode.

THE GREAT ESCAPE FROM NORMAL STARTS HERE.

Unauthorized game / live transmission

A305X FIELD EXPERIMENT

FLUCK THE
SYSTEM!

The laws have gone completely absurd. Bring your friends, pick a rebel tactic, pitch your way around the rule, and vote for the best breach.

4–8 PLAYERSSHARED ROOMSFREE TO PLAY

Play the game Open a room, send the code, and let the rebellion begin.

03B

New A305X game / temporal election

TRANSMISSION 002 · PLAY NOW

VOTE FOR
YESTERDAY.

Democracy found a time machine and immediately made it weird. Pitch ridiculous laws, elect your friends, expose forged conspiracy files, and make history regret meeting you.

3–8 PLAYERSONE PHONE20–35 MINUTES

Play Vote for Yesterday Pass the phone. Distrust the calendar. Laugh at the government of tomorrow.

CLASSIFIED / PUBLIC COPY

DOS—0001

NOTICE OF RECOVERY

The expanded universe

Department
of Surrender

A fictional ministry for real human problems: overthinking, obedient fear, borrowed identities, and doors that only open inward. Case files, books, strange evidence—and one flamingo who refuses to fill out the form.

Enter the department ↗

NEW EVIDENCE / FIELD MANUAL 01

I Don’t Give a Fuck.

The Energy Edit

Not everything deserves access. A notebook for deciding what gets your time, attention, and energy.

Notebook concept

This is not an audience

It’s a fluck.

Artists. Drivers. Builders. Beautiful misfits. People who still laugh at the wrong moment and care about the right things. A305X belongs to anyone brave enough to remain human in public.

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